Daaym Barbie...

So I was doing a reading from a Media and Sexuality class and decided to share it. I WISH I saw this on TV...it would have been hilarious.

Commercial for Norwegian soft drink called SOLO:

"The parody opened when a girl exited her playroom suddenly because of a storm, leaving 'Ken' and 'Barbie' clones seated at a table in a doll's house. Ken noticed how the vigour of the storm had spilled a drop of her drink onto her chest, which then slowly rolled down between her swelling breasts- the camera supplied the close-up shot. That sparked desire: he pushed 'Barbie' against the wall and, to her surprise, began to strip off her clothes. The music was now loud, ranchy. 'Barbie' got into the right spirit and stripped off her top. 'Ken' cleaned off the table. 'Barbie lay back on the table, her legs up and apart. 'Ken' took down his pants and then... he discovered he had nothing but a bulge. Swiftly he put back on his pants and shrugged. On screen came the message: "The only soft drink that cures nothing but thirst. Solo.' "

P.S. Barbie's measurements are naturally impossible: 39-21-33 in human form... ummm, she wouldn't even be able to STAND up properly.

Actually, now that I think of it, the real Barbie would probably look a lot similar to the sexacious Dolly Parton...