Security check ????

So, I know we have all experienced the "security check"...and i'm pretty sure we've all experienced the..."what on earth does this say" when trying to pass the "security check". OK, is it me, or WHY do internet sites try to make it as IMPOSSIBLE as they can for you to understand what on earth you are suppose to copy? Below are an assortment of annoying security checks. For instance...

What the heck is "ALICE WHIMPERS" ?? or is that what it says because i can't actually read it.






OK, this has to be my favorite..."shiloh wi-what?!"


I think everyone should make their next "Security Check" their "Stripper Name". Right now, mine would be "Alice Whimpers". Great. Now what's yours?